Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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