I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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