And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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