what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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