I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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