idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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