that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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