he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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