Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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