I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm having to shit out rocks
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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