it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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