the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im holly from the hills drunk
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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