I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
