I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No stitches, just platelets and will power
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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