To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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