I want to have your abortion
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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