I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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