my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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