hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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