Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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