East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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