I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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