like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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