After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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