Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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