I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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