I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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