The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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