I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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