bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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