He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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