Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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