question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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