Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You took a bar mat shot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
try to milk me bitch
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