Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Do I have a choice?
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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