butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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