Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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