lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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