The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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