come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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