Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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