Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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