So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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