I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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