two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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