Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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