Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
the condom got lost in my hair
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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