Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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