How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
And then he peed in my hair
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