careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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