So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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