I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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