So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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