All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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