question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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